Monday, March 2, 2009

How To Be Emo in Ten Minutes

Take hair, part it on the side and brush it over one eye. Muss up the back of it.
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Put a short sleeve shirt over a long sleeve shirt. This will work with any shirts, even your grandfather's. At this point, everything is "post" - post-emo, post-punk, post-grunge, so everything implies an inherent irony.
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Get any piece of metal and wear it on your body.
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If you are wearing sneakers, take out the laces. I don't know why this works, it just does. If you are wearing high heels, take them off, put socks on, then put them back on.
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Listen to any Smiths album. Yes, this is cliche and will complete your emo transformation, but don't be surprised if something about this music just changes your life.


For the Future:
Get a face piercing, any face piercing.

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